Echelon Conspiracy

“This was probably one of the worst films I have seen in a long time. Just inexcusably awful. The acting was painfully pathetic and the script was laughable. Indeed I did laugh quite a bit each time a line was delivered or every time the swiss cheese plot gave away another predictable turn for the inane. Clearly this film has been on the shelf for a reason and I can only imagine the putrid stench that shelf now has. I used to think that I’d see any any film with free screening passes and I’m reminded of all the good I could have done with that 1 hour 45 min that has left me. I would have rather watched a McConaughey romantic comedy in an endless loop than be subjected to this again much less know that noone was subjected to this”

“Sudden riches 1mmense power Unrimely death.
When the gifr arrives, all this is yours”

Has to be said though, it wasnt very good.

If you want more movies like this one, pop into the shop on corner of Wensan West Road and Gudun Road